Rrrrrrumble

In the last 30 hours, we've had: a 5.3 quake in Colorado, a 5.8 quake in Virginia felt up the eastern seaboard, a 6.8 quake in Lima, Peru. California residents are mocking east coasters for not having done this before and running into the streets in a panic, which means, from a karma POV, they're due for the big one that turns them into an island nation right about.....now.

Is 2012 coming early? If so, do I really need to renew my apartment lease?

*EDIT* Just saw two more minor quakes hit in California. See what happens when you mock us, west coasties?

Send me a tribute of a golden calf or I'll smite you all with my next post.